Pink Fluid On The Brain

customer of the day

customer: my internet does not work.
CCJ: a brief moment, I check your line and your modem.
client: ....
CCJ: The line is fine, but I do not see a PC or router connected to the modem.
Customer: Yes, the Internet does not work.
CCJ: Ehm .. It would be advantageous if they would turn on their PC times.
Customer: What to do with it?
CCJ: * Groan *